Me, in Numbers

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COUNTRIES LIVED IN

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YEARS LIVING IN EUROPE

39

COUNTRIES VISTED

YOURS TRULY

I think I’m Gryffindor (doesn’t everyone?!), but my four friends insist I’m Ravenclaw. Pretty sure you’ve had farts more memorable than me, but I’ve wrote a book about being frugal. So, at least there’s that.

My Credentials Speak for Themselves

2020- still alive at 30 (it was touch and go there for a bit), but I am poor. Oh, so poor.

2010- my mom thinks I’m cool (disclaimer: she actually doesn’t)

2007- voted Most Likely to Wear Sweatpants to Her Wedding in her high school yearbook

2001- my name was pulled out of a hat so I became May Princess. I sat on hay bale, advocated for playground peace and was given a teaspoon. Yes, I am accepting autograph requests, thanks for asking!

1998- obtained my orange level 7 swim badge

Autumn, 1997- wasn’t able to get checked for lice at school since I sprayed an entire bottle of hairspray onto my head the night before

1995- won a box of Fruit Loops cereal for coming in 6th place

Hue, Vietnam

You can't spell dysfunctional without fun! 

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